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What?
I'm a kid?!
Pami!
Are you okay, little boy?
I'll wash and treat your wounds.
Menacing
Bam
N-No way!
Chariot!
Blam
Pami!
I-I'm definitely not going to overpower him!
Th-That lady's gone...
Pami!
Where'd the lady go?
She was just right here...
She didn't even scream. What happened to her?
Where'd she go?
Polnareff...
You said your eyes were stinging from the shampoo, didn't you?
If it stings that bad...
Make sure you wash it all off!
Very thoroughly!
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Stardust Crusaders
Since I'm a kid, my arms aren't long enough!
Episode 33 Set's Alessi, Part 2
If my arms were long enough, I could poke his eyes out and run!
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He pulled the plug, huh? Damn!
But...
If I do this, it'll take longer for the tub to drain
so you'll able to breathe.
About five to ten minutes, perhaps?
You must be in despair!
I'll put an end to you right now.
This is what it means to be utterly helpless, Polnareff.
Ploop
Wh-What is this?
This shape... This color! It can't be...
You didn't!
A-An adult would never be shameless enough to do this!
This smell... It is!
Gross! You actually did that!
I couldn't use my arms or legs,
but I still let one out! So there!
H-How dare you?!
D-Don't you have any decency as a human being?!
A main character would never even think about doing that!
That's not good at all! Not at all!
Where's the lady?
What did you do with the lady?
Where is she?!
Lady! Where are you? Lady!
Lady!
Menacing
What do you think I did?
Whoa, there!
We should both watch our step, Polnareff.
We might accidentally step on her and kill her.
What?
I-It can't be...
Th-This is... You can't be serious...
L-Lady...
Anyone who touches my Stand,
Set's shadow, will grow younger and younger.
Polnareff, you noticed the attack in an instant and managed
to jump away, so you ended up about seven or eight years old.
But she was in contact with it for a number of seconds,
so she reverted to a fetus.
She's alive for now,
but since she's not in her mother's womb, she will indeed die.
She's going through this because she tried to take care of you.
How stupid.
Y-You scum!
C-Crap! I just...
Whoa!
You touched it again!
You're going to grow younger again.
I'd say you're going to be around four years old this time, Polnareff.
Crap!
I-I have to...
I have to hurry up and beat him, or the lady will...
At this rate, the lady will die in a matter of minutes.
I have to do something to beat that old creeper as soon as I can!
She treated my wounds and was so nice to me...
I have to...
I have to do something, fast!
Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Why are you running around cradling that dying fetus?
I'll just do the same to you!
C-Crap! I just touched the shadow again!
M-My body's shrinking...
Yahoo!
Yes! Now I've achieved total victory!
Polnareff! You must be about three years old now.
Your mind will soon revert to a three-years-old's, too.
Locking the door won't do any good!
Damn it! The bars are too close together.
Even if I'm a kid...
I won't be able to get out through the window.
Damn it!
I-I can't cut them...
Looks like your precious Chariot's about three years old now, too.
He can't cut through the bars,
and he's so slow!
I'm coming in now!
Lick, lick, lick, lickity-lick!
I'm coming in, Polnareff.
Silence
H-He's not here?
What?
He's not here! That little punk...
Did he manage to somehow squeeze through these bars and go outside?
Whoa, that was close!
That bastard Polnareff is trying to trick me.
He wanted me to think that he got through the bars,
but he's probably hiding somewhere nearby, waiting to get the drop on me.
Not bad.
Very impressive for a brat, in fact.
Where are you hiding...
At his small size, he could probably fit in that drawer.
He's probably hiding in the bucket or the drawer...
No, he could even be in the stuffed animal.
Which one are you in? I've got a one-in-three chance.
I'll try to get it on my first guess.
I'll smash this axe into your brain on my first try!
That stuffed animal looks the most suspicious!
Or that's just what I want you to think,
and then I go for the clock that I hadn't mentioned yet!
I-I was wrong!
Then...
The simple choice! Let's go for the bucket!
Huh?
So it is the stuffed animal!
Th-Th-The drawer, then!
H-He's not here!
He's not here! Not here! Not here! Not here!
Not here! Not here! Not here!
I-Impossible! He's not here!
H-How... It can't be!
The walls and ceiling are made of stone.
Even if they were one centimeter thick, that Chariot couldn't dig through.
And I know he wouldn't be able to make it through the bars.
Impossible! Where is he? Where did he go?
You're going to lose to a kid in a battle of wits?
Gulp!
Old Man Alessi.
I-Impossible!
A-A goldfish disappeared...
Set
Alessi
I was in the goldfish tank, using the mirror!
Mirror Lady Goldfish Tank
Even a kid could figure out that simple trick!
Ball
1) Take mirror off wall
Thanks for falling for it!
Cover Mirror
Lady
Goldfish Tank
Ball 2) Hide in tank
Old Man Alessi, you stupid creeper!
Even if he's only two, Chariot can still cut up your face!
Not good! Not good at all!
H-Hey, wait!
Pami!
I'll keep attacking with my Stand until he gets too young to use!
Not good! Not good at all!
Not good at all!
That asshole! He escaped out the window!
Not good! Not good at all!
Doom
Jotaro!
Crap! He's going to kill me!
It's Jotaro! Why's he here?!
It's not very normal to come falling out a window all bloody.
Calm down... Calm down, me.
At times like this, the one who stays calm wins.
Jotaro must be looking for an adult Polnareff,
and doesn't know about me.
I'll just play dumb like I usually do...
And then attack!
Ah!
Ah! The owner of this house is going to be so mad at me!
I was cleaning the window and slipped!
What am I going to do? What am I going to do?
He's going to be so mad!
Hold it, you shitty old man!
Ah!
Mister...
Who were you again? Who were you...? Um, um...
Now! I was waiting for Polnareff to show his face!
You're wide open, Jotaro!
Duwaaah
Ah! Don't touch his shadow!
Yes! I touched it! I touched Jotaro's shadow!
Crap!
Jotaro! You've fallen under my Set's spell, too!
Th-This... Wha—
Th-This is..
O-Oh, no!
That guy's going to turn into a kid, too!
Jotaro!
I heard that you only recently learned to use your Stand, Star Platinum.
Which means you weren't able to use your Stand as a child!
You're just going to turn into a normal kid!
He's becoming so small!
He turned into a seven-year-old!
I've won! Lord DIO, I will be the one who kills Jotaro!
You're going to pay me royally for this!
Die, Jotaro!
Whoa! He punched him! With his little kid fist!
Good grief.
Don't underestimate me just because I'm a kid.
E-Even as a child, when Jotaro's serious...
...he's really serious! He's so strong...
Mumble, mumble, mumble... Huh?
Bam
Not good enough. Time to make doubly sure he's finished!
Very good!
The Stand User of Set, God of Destruction and Storms, Alessi
The Stand User of Set, God of Destruction and Storms,
Alessi, aged thirty-eight and single,
The Stand User of Set, God of Destruction and Storms, Alessi — 38 and Single —
Has Been Blown Away Into the Distance
has been blown away into the distance. He retires!
Has Been Blown Away Into the Distance He Retires
Was that all a dream?
That boy was wearing this...
It really happened.
For some reason, my body couldn't move...
That's right! I couldn't move a muscle, but I remember.
That boy was trying his best to protect me...
He was fighting an adult man.
Where did that very brave and manly boy go?
Where did my little knight go?
Where are you? Where did you go?
She was such a nice and wonderful lady.
She was so genuinely kind.
That was close...
I turned back to normal, but I wonder if she's okay.
Um, pardon me...
Did you happen to see a little boy leave my house?
He has silver hair, just like you.
Pardon me for asking, but have we met before?
N-No... I-I didn't see any kid.
L-Let's go, Jotaro.
Come on, hurry up.
Ah...
W-Wait!
Could you be...
That earring...
We've never met before.
There's no way we could have.
The two of us are travelers.
This is the first time I've been here, and I already have to get going
to the next town.
So it must have been a dream after all.
Don't say anything, Jotaro.
Not one word.
Oh! Jotaro and Polnareff!
Where have you two been?
Ah, Mr. Joestar and Avdol!
I told you two not to wander off on your own.
Look who's talking! You're the ones who disappeared!
Now, now. Let's go get something to eat.
Iggy! Where the hell were you?
Silver Chariot
Jean Pierre Polnareff
Let me clear that away for you.
Thanks.
Finally, we can relax a little.
What should have been our breakfast became lunch.
Yeah...
We're almost to Cairo.
We've got to figure out where DIO is hiding.
Oh, a spirit photo!
Will it show up?
I'm not sure. But we've gotten close, so it should be quite accurate.
All right, here we go!
Wham
Sir, is something the matter?
Nothing. Just go back over there.
Y-Yes, sir...
Well, old man? Can you see anything?
Just a little longer.
Almost done...
There!
This is the place we have to find!
Bam
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You're the one who fell for the scam.
Oh, shut up.
Gambling is just like relationships.
The one who cries loses.
If he does anything even remotely strange...
You can go home if you're scared.
Let's do it! I'll wager my soul!
Episode 34
Darby the Gambler, Part 1
Good.